[Dismas]

Apparently ISIS is using chickens as suicide bombers. I think they started running out of volunteers.

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All Dr Evil ever wanted was friggin' sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads. ISIS have taken a leaf from that book and decided to start attaching improvised explosive devices to chickens.

The depraved terrorists around the city of Fallujah are said to be strapping explosive belts to the chickens and then encouraging them to wander into enemy camps.

The IEDs are detonated once ISIS extremists see their suicide chickens are close enough to kill their enemies.

Images of the farm animals have been going viral on both pro and anti-ISIS accounts.

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[Eclipse]

The mad claims come just days after reports of ISIS using an explosive goat to attack a Kurdish base in Syria.

[Jolly]

Remember kids, always question the motives of a chicken crossing the road. It might just kill your heretic infidel family!

[Earth]

I wonder if they say Allahu Akbar too.

Probably sounds like Bhakkar Bhakarbar

[synn]

Cockaloo cockbar!! well seems scary though

[Adorapuff]

inb4 PETA comes with their "animals are worth more than humans" bullshit, but still its fucked up.

[DarkKnight]

Hopefully they are in fact running out of ammunition and no more men, women, children, goats or chickens need to die before ISIS are stopped for good.

[mothered]

strapping explosive belts to the chickens and then encouraging them to wander into enemy camps.

And what would the reliability of a chicken be to walk and remain In the place of bombing?
This Is hilarious. A chicken with explosives tapped to It doesn't look the slightest bit suspicious?

[jp121270]

Hahaha!!! How funny is this!?! I have a game on my phone called Dead Trigger 2 and it has suicide chickens, I wonder if that's how they got the idea? It works well in the game.
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