[Jessie Andrews]

>be normal kid in high school
>people start dating
>don't give a damn and think when time's ready I'll do it, too
>hot girl approaches me and invites me to watch a movie
>umm... okay
>arrive at her house
>ring the bell
>hear laughing inside
>her friends open the door
>''AHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT''
>be confused and stare at them
>girl comes out, arms akimbo
>''Did you actually believe I'd date an ugly sack of shit like you?''
>they slam the door in front of me
>go home
>cry
>next day my whole class knows about it
>friends laugh at me
>be forever marked as ''the ugly one''
>slowly become a shut-in

[Wonders]

Poor kid whoever this story was about

[Jessie Andrews]

That was actually me....

[Faked]

Yeah, poor kid why did you lol at it?

[Jessie Andrews]

Yeah, poor kid why did you lol at it?

I have no idea why. I'm just... you know.. no I really don't know why I did. I feel bad for him, though. :-/

[Faked]

Yeah, your a slender that is why you love to creep up on kids.

[Jessie Andrews]

Yeah, your a slender that is why you love to creep up on kids.

I'd never do that IRL, though.

[Faked]

Yeah you well, because you are the Slenderman.

[Jessie Andrews]

Yeah you well, because you are the Slenderman.

Hush, keep it down will you? I'm just denying it so the cops won't get me.

I mean...... no I wouldn't.

[Faked]

I want to make a Slenderman Suit and just scare people on the streets at night.