[Wrizz]

I can not do a backflip, no I can not,
I try, I cry, It just causes distraught.
Over and under it seems so simple
but alas, my name is Edward VanPimple
No, you see, there are no flips here
the only residing thing here is fear.
I noticed how simple and dull intros were
so I decided to add my own twist, sure!
so with my wrists outstretched and my eyes peeled
I looked down at the keyboard and simply just squealed.
"oh me, oh my, this simple is just arie,
I shall get to work, for one day I might just die"
Now my story comes to a halt
for my rhymes and rhythms are simply just BAD.

~W

[Vultra]

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[Wrizz]

thank you so kindly, for the reply
I truly appreciate it, at this time.
great, it is to feel welcome
I plan to leave, very seldom.

-W

[mothered]

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[Aeolian]

If you tried performing backflips off a trampoline into a pool you'd have a better rate of success!

Literally though, this is how I practiced flips. It's not the flip that people can't manage its the thought itself as you lean backwards, instinctively you "freak" or "stop" halfway which causes a nasty injury