How to kiss a girl when you're a loser?

Mario_DZ · 08-12-2013, 10:12 PM

Do you look like this?

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Do you want to do this?

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If you answered yes to both of these questions, then you're on the right thread!

I, Mario, will teach you how to kiss a girl in this case!

Step 1- Steal her bottle

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Step 2- Put your lips on it and act kissing it.

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Step 3- Put it back to where it was and wait til she "kisses you back".

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Mystery · 08-13-2013, 08:22 AM

LOL this reminds me of the movie Hangover 3.

Mario_DZ · 08-13-2013, 08:24 AM

(08-13-2013, 08:22 AM)Jordan Wrote: LOL this reminds me of the movie Hangover 3.

Never watched it since my friends said it sucks compared to other Hangovers. But qhy are you saying that? This is a serious issue! LMAO Tongue

Mystery · 08-13-2013, 08:27 AM

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/mov...-1.4776127

Wait for the part where he gives here the lollipop you have to watch the full movie to actually see it all.

Mario_DZ · 08-13-2013, 08:33 AM

(08-13-2013, 08:27 AM)Jordan Wrote: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/mov...-1.4776127

Wait for the part where he gives here the lollipop you have to watch the full movie to actually see it all.

Hahaha, that's actually really close to my 'tutorial'. Tongue

Hitmarker · 08-13-2013, 08:56 AM

I guess I had my first kiss in 2nd grade, lol.

Mario_DZ · 08-13-2013, 02:23 PM

(08-13-2013, 08:56 AM)Hitmarker Wrote: I guess I had my first kiss in 2nd grade, lol.

We all know that uou still do it Wink

Hitmarker · 08-13-2013, 07:23 PM

(08-13-2013, 02:23 PM)Mario Wrote:
(08-13-2013, 08:56 AM)Hitmarker Wrote: I guess I had my first kiss in 2nd grade, lol.

We all know that uou still do it

:angel:

Mario_DZ · 08-13-2013, 07:45 PM

(08-13-2013, 07:23 PM)Hitmarker Wrote:
(08-13-2013, 02:23 PM)Mario Wrote:
(08-13-2013, 08:56 AM)Hitmarker Wrote: I guess I had my first kiss in 2nd grade, lol.

We all know that uou still do it

:angel:

See how you got to 200 posts?

Hitmarker · 08-13-2013, 07:46 PM

(08-13-2013, 07:45 PM)Mario Wrote:
(08-13-2013, 07:23 PM)Hitmarker Wrote:
(08-13-2013, 02:23 PM)Mario Wrote:
(08-13-2013, 08:56 AM)Hitmarker Wrote: I guess I had my first kiss in 2nd grade, lol.

We all know that uou still do it

:angel:

See how you got to 200 posts?

From postwhoring, yes. Confused

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