[Kyon]

Have you fulfilled the listed requirements?
Nope.

Who are you, what do you do, and how did you find our site?
I'm Norman Jayden, of the FBI. I found this site when the user "Duck" filed a complaint on a member here.

Do you have previous moderating experience?
Yes. I'm an admin on fakku.

What's the biggest thing you've learned since being on Sinisterly?
Bring Whiskey to every proposal.

Why would you like to be a staff member on Sinisterly?
Perks, perks, and more perks. Also, handling FBI shit - it's classified.

What would you gain from being a staff member?
It's not all about gaining, you know? You can be so insensitive
I would lose my penis, because I don't like being a futa.

What would the community gain from you being staff member?
The community would gain FBI logs and alien porn and shit like that.

What's your favorite section on the site?
Obviously the hentai section.
I'm into all of that stuff. Yuri, Yaoi, guro, rapeplay. You know, right?

If you could pick a section to moderate, which would it be?
Uhh... hentai, because my cat.
Cat:
I PUT MY PENIS IN A TOASTER AND IT FELT NICE AND IT FELL OFF AND MY CAT TRIED TO EAT IT SO I ATE MY CAT AND MY KID SAW SO I KILLED HIM AND ATE HIS ORGANS THE COPS FOUND OUT SO I AN HERO'D

Your welcome for showing you how to get staff. LEGIT METHOD WORKS 100% 7294 CLOUD GAMING 420 QUACK

[Dismas]

Vouch for OP, GLWS.

[Kyon]

Vouch for OP, GLWS.

You forgot the "420blazeitfgt"

Even an admin vouches for me - now, who's going to be the big man and thank me for this method.
Please say: "Thank you, Kyon, for this awesome method. I an forever in your debt and I'm going to send a boat to your house."