[MiS]

I'm stuck with a miserable 2GB because this computer is old as dick and I didn't know what RAM was when I was 7 years old.

Holy crap, you have a 7+ year old computer? I can't even handle my computer for less than three years without something inexplicable happening to it, like a drunkard throwing up into it, or a little cousin who thinks it's a pinata.

[Amatenshi]

My desktop has 6 GB, this laptop has 4 GB, and my netbook/tablet thing has 2 GB.

[Asatas]

16 GB on my Desktop, 4 on laptop