[m0dem]

Hey, let's make a forum poem story thingy.
Two new lines per post.  Remember, the way a poem usually works is the last words of each pair of lines should rhyme.
Let's kick this off... and please have the words actually RHYME or work together in some way... thank you.

In the grave
Lay a dead 'ol brave

So now you write two more lines.  They do not have to rhyme with 'brave' or 'grave' or anything in my two lines, they just have to rhyme with eachother.

[mothered]

In the grave
Lay a dead 'ol brave

He had a penchant for slutty maids
So he died of AIDs

As the weather became hot
His body started to rot

[m0dem]

In the grave
Lay a dead 'ol brave

He had a penchant for slutty maids
So he died of AIDs

As the weather became hot
His body started to rot

But he was in the grave,
So no one gave,
A bloomin' rave.

Spoiler:

yes... I know... I broke my only rule...

U MAD!?