[Evangelist]

I was minding my own business i was watching a movie alone. A wild fiancee appears and says " Sam don't forget to feed the cat" I replied annoyed as shit "Ah fuck off, its your cat YOU feed him" When i turned away to watch my movie this fat motherfucker jumps on the sofa and literally slaps me in the face. My fiancee was laughing at me. I got very pissed.

[Index]

Sounds like a personal problem :troll:

[Chieftain]

Haha, the cat's like "Oh, fuck no you didn't!".

I suppose that is what you get.