[insidious]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty

[Pirate]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it

[insidious]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so,

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand 1 word story. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical readers head. There's also @Oni's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike 1 word story truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in @Oni's existencial catchphrase "founder" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sinisterly's collective genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. ? And yes by the way, I DO have a @Oni tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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R&M Copypasta, totally offtopic but i couldn't resist

[mothered]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone

[Slacker]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered

[mothered]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered hacked

[Pikami]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered hacked is

[Defeat]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered hacked is super

[Ecks]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered hacked is super

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered hacked is super fucked

[mothered]

Once on the mississippi island there was a little @Oni who gave party favors to [redacted] then ate a edible bug booty and drank tequila , but found something otherwise better than what he Initially thought would be similar to a large nigger. Surprisingly, he ate lobia with @Pirate and @Slacker then the forest fire had burned heaven's kitchen in night sky. They prayed for alcohol but nothing more as they got sick because someone shit bricks on the ground like a zebra with bad posture. The outstanding feature was 100Mbps download speed. They could stream any porn that desired food. Africans in my opinion shit regularly. Americans are fat fucks eating minorities. Halloween costumes disguise are psychologically, sexually fucked in throats because Canadians love weed. Furthermore, Brits are fucking tea craving cunts who want free blow jobs from all odd homosexuals. Sinistler.ly community has a wonderful logo with ugly and hideous memes that are somewhat terrible for sharing on the web. Fuck those weird threads and fucking skids and morty and better quit changing the fucking topic on this story yall already fucking ruined it. And so, everyone @mothered hacked is super fucked because