[Zaiken]

So ever since I was a kid if I scored a goal in a football game my mum would get 5 pounds or something. This was easily achieveable when I was a kid since I was quite good for my age and played striker most games. Anyway this still goes on till today at my current football team.  So I have played for them for 2 years and I haven't scored a single goal so over the months it's gone from 5 pound to 10 pound and so on until 50 pound.  So now it's a bit of a joke in the house that I can't score a goal, bear in mind I play defense every game.  In my 2 years at the club I've only been able to take one shot what hit the post.  So for this upcoming season I'm gonna tell my manager to play me midfield Coz I am getting that goal boys.  #doitfordcash