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Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:13 PM #1
I was thinking about how funny it is when you talk to someone drunk online or are with someone who is drunk. If you've got some amusing stories about your experiences with the world of alcoholics I'd love to hear them.

One of my favourites was when a friend of mine told a security guard that she'd fuck him. She also told another one that the smell of fish in the air wasn't her fault, her legs were closed. Clearly a lady of high class.
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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:26 PM #2
I know a drunk guy who accidentally released a secret on how he had a crush on his sister for years lol. That drunk guy was my best friend o3o.

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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:28 PM #3
(03-09-2014, 06:26 PM)Sabi Wrote: I know a drunk guy who accidentally released a secret on how he had a crush on his sister for years lol. That drunk guy was my best friend o3o.

That must have been really awkward..
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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:36 PM #4
(03-09-2014, 06:28 PM)VolPlus Wrote: That must have been really awkward..

Awkward is an understatement... He won't even look me in the eyes anymore. Lol.

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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:43 PM #5
(03-09-2014, 06:36 PM)Sabi Wrote: Awkward is an understatement... He won't even look me in the eyes anymore. Lol.

Why wouldn't he? As long as you didn't make fun of him or anything....
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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:46 PM #6
(03-09-2014, 06:26 PM)Sabi Wrote: I know a drunk guy who accidentally released a secret on how he had a crush on his sister for years lol. That drunk guy was my best friend o3o.

So Bluescreen is your best friend? xD
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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:49 PM #7
(03-09-2014, 06:46 PM)OversouL Wrote: So Bluescreen is your best friend? xD

I have no "Best Friends" there is only friends for me, because if you have 1 best friend the other friends will get jealous and try to take other friends down.

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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:52 PM #8
(03-09-2014, 06:49 PM)Sabi Wrote: I have no "Best Friends" there is only friends for me, because if you have 1 best friend the other friends will get jealous and try to take other friends down.

Didn't you think about that friend who will take your other friends down in order to make him the only friend you have and thus becoming your best friend? XD

On topic: So Bluscreen is that friend you were talking about?
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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:52 PM #9
(03-09-2014, 06:46 PM)OversouL Wrote: So Bluescreen is your best friend? xD

I don't have a crush on my sister? I may be fucked up, but not that fucked up.

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RE: Drunk stories 03-09-2014, 06:56 PM #10
(03-09-2014, 06:52 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: I don't have a crush on my sister? I may be fucked up, but not that fucked up.

No xD not blue-kun, some other guy I knew from high school.

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