[Customer]

I know a drunk guy who accidentally released a secret on how he had a crush on his sister for years lol. That drunk guy was my best friend o3o.

Oh lawdy me. Tat must have been really weird for a while.

[Nil]

I have so many stories.

This is probably the first one I experienced so I'll share it first.

My buddies got drunk and it was about time to leave and head back home. But he's the drunk who doesn't cooperate. We're walking him to the car and he's falling over and not going in and shit. We finally get him in and we're all fucking relieved we can go. But this cheeky bastard scoots all the way to the other side car door, opens it up and takes off down the street. lmfao. Had to chase his ass down as he's screaming the cops were coming.

[Artificial]

One time I got really drunk and ended up rubbing one off in the middle of a facetime call with two chicks who got nude and dared me to do it.
Weird night. The stories get worse too, remember kids, drinking is bad.

[Jiggly]

I know a drunk guy who accidentally released a secret on how he had a crush on his sister for years lol. That drunk guy was my best friend o3o.

Oh jeez that's quite something...

There are strange theories which consisted the concept of, if you hadn't known your siblings whilst growing up, you'd be more likely to be attracted to them than other people. Someone claimed it was something to do with recognising genes... Sounds all a bit weird to me.

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I have so many stories.

This is probably the first one I experienced so I'll share it first.

My buddies got drunk and it was about time to leave and head back home. But he's the drunk who doesn't cooperate. We're walking him to the car and he's falling over and not going in and shit. We finally get him in and we're all fucking relieved we can go. But this cheeky bastard scoots all the way to the other side car door, opens it up and takes off down the street. lmfao. Had to chase his ass down as he's screaming the cops were coming.

Sounds like a comedy scene out of a film.. Tell me someone filmed that! Brilliant.

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One time I got really drunk and ended up rubbing one off in the middle of a facetime call with two chicks who got nude and dared me to do it.
Weird night. The stories get worse too, remember kids, drinking is bad.

It can also turn the most respectable men into raging perverts... Oni - I'm talking to you. Jk

[Eclipse]

I've never touched the stuff. I won't degrade myself. Remember kids, drink is bad...

[Equinox]

I've never touched the stuff. I won't degrade myself. Remember kids, drink is bad...

She never said anything about you doing it. Read the thread.

[OversouL]

I have so many stories.

This is probably the first one I experienced so I'll share it first.

My buddies got drunk and it was about time to leave and head back home. But he's the drunk who doesn't cooperate. We're walking him to the car and he's falling over and not going in and shit. We finally get him in and we're all fucking relieved we can go. But this cheeky bastard scoots all the way to the other side car door, opens it up and takes off down the street. lmfao. Had to chase his ass down as he's screaming the cops were coming.

Lol this literally made me laugh. XD

I've never touched the stuff. I won't degrade myself. Remember kids, drink is bad...

It's not that bad if you just drink moderately.

[Cressi]

I've never touched the stuff. I won't degrade myself. Remember kids, drink is bad...

Well said!

[lux]

There are strange theories which consisted the concept of, if you hadn't known your siblings whilst growing up, you'd be more likely to be attracted to them than other people. Someone claimed it was something to do with recognising genes... Sounds all a bit weird to me.

There are theories that young girls want to have sex with their father. And young boys want to have sex with their mother. #Psychology

I remember having to walk my mum home one night when she was really drunk. I was so passed off and troubled.

[Uzinero]

I don't have a crush on my sister? I may be fucked up, but not that fucked up.

Bluey has a sister? Is she old or is she like..Loli age?...No reason I'm asking..None at all...*rapeface*

As for my drink stories, I don't really have any. I've been in skype calls with a few people who have been completely wasted and it's been hilarious, but I always drink moderately, so I've not really got any stories about myself. I do remember when my mum got drunk on holiday when I was like 8 though and she couldn't get out of bed because she was too drunk to move.