Drunk Guy Livestreamed His Police Chase on a Florida Beach

Oni · 07-24-2017, 08:51 AM

This article made me laugh. Thankfully nobody (except the umbrellas/beach chairs) was hurt.

Quote:"Yeah, we're fucking god damn LIVE, bruh!"

That was the line that began the Grand Theft Auto–inspired spree one Florida man led cops down on Thursday, swerving onto the sandy coastline of a public beach in his jeep. According to the Tampa Bay Times, Ryan Stiles, 27, mowed down beach chairs and umbrellas in his path as he gulped from a bottle of Canadian Mist whiskey, occasionally filming the police cars on his tail for a full five minutes.

The whole thing went down in Clearwater, Florida, this week after Stiles reportedly returned home angry from a meeting. Sarah Lynn Wright, a 26-year-old friend of Stiles's, told the Times she called police after he stormed out of the house they shared. He'd just come back from a visit with a public defender who told him he likely wouldn't make parole for a previous charge. So Stiles left home in a fit of rage.

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Jiggly · 07-24-2017, 08:58 AM

This is freaking hilarious.

"This is GTA bruh!"

I'm actually surprised at how well he held the camera while that pissed and driving on a beach. Skills?

Oni · 07-24-2017, 09:12 AM

(07-24-2017, 08:58 AM)Jiggly Wrote: This is freaking hilarious.

"This is GTA bruh!"

I'm actually surprised at how well he held the camera while that pissed and driving on a beach. Skills?

They could have just granted him parole, haha.

Customer · 07-25-2017, 08:43 PM

Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard.

"Bruh, we gon' drink up!" lul

Jiggly · 07-25-2017, 10:14 PM

(07-25-2017, 08:43 PM)Customer Wrote: Not gonna lie, I laughed pretty hard.

"Bruh, we gon' drink up!" lul

His voice/phrases are comedy gold. Everything said with "Bruuuuh" in it xD

mothered · 07-27-2017, 04:33 PM

Hilarious. After the Intense night I had, this Is just what I needed to relax and have a laugh.

It's something that he'll remember for many years to come.

Bish0pQ · 07-28-2017, 07:42 AM

So many bruh's but still it doesn't surprise me crazies like him are out there, what I am surprised about though is that he livestreamed everything. Pretty cool if you ask me, not really smart though cause court now has all evidence they need.

Blink · 07-28-2017, 08:17 AM

"Oh shit, protected turtles!"
"You little fuckin nigga... I told ya, this is GTA bruh!"

Funny, but I hate the guy's voice.

Skullmeat · 07-28-2017, 02:53 PM

Only in flordia. I dont find stuff like this funny really. Too easily could have turned deadly.

Oni · 07-29-2017, 10:12 PM

(07-28-2017, 02:53 PM)Skullmeat Wrote: Only in flordia. I dont find stuff like this funny really. Too easily could have turned deadly.

It's only funny because he was clearly capable of driving and steered clear of civilians. You're not wrong, though.