[Customer]

This wasn't a joke .

Raping is probably not the word you are looking for.

I knew this man, but the important thing is he understand me .
Ah you haven't work?
Why you answered my post ?
This was too a joke, I hope to see you always on the forum and what is the right word?

This man is way funnier than all of your measly jokes.

[Mr.Kurd]

Raping is probably not the word you are looking for.

I knew this man, but the important thing is he understand me .
Ah you haven't work?
Why you answered my post ?
This was too a joke, I hope to see you always on the forum and what is the right word?

This man is way funnier than all of your measly jokes.

Mm You broke my heart, my jokes are measly?
But I tired to translate and writing it by english.
Man maybe you didn't understand my perfect english, it's advance for you .

[Wolfsschanze]

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Spoiler:

One in the driver's seat, 3 in the passenger seat, and 6 million in the ashtray

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving?

Spoiler:

The cop

How does a muslim shut a door?

Spoiler:

Islams it

How do you know a Jew is playing golf?

Spoiler:

He doesn't yell "FORE!" he yells "$3.99"

[Mr.Kurd]

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Spoiler:

One in the driver's seat, 3 in the passenger seat, and 6 million in the ashtray

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving?

Spoiler:

The cop

How does a muslim shut a door?

Spoiler:

Islams it

How do you know a Jew is playing golf?

Spoiler:

He doesn't yell "FORE!" he yells "$3.99"

Ah I'm not with joking about religion, And I will point how muslims knocking doors:
KNOCKING AND RINGING Knock at the door, or ring the
doorbell in a pleasant way and not
louder than is necessary to make
your presence known. Do not knock
loudly and violently or ring the bell
continuously Remember that you are a visitor and not a thug raiding the
house and frightening its occupants.
Likewise, Al-Bukhari reported in al-
Adab al-Mufrad that the companions
of the Prophet used to knock on the
door of the Prophet with the tips of their fingers. This soft and gentle
knocking, or ringing, is appropriate
for those whose living quarters are
close to the door. For those living
further from the door, it is
appropriate to knock on their door, without banging, or ring the bell loud
enough to enable them to hear it. Leave adequate time between two
knocks or rings. This will enable
those performing ablution, praying,
or eating to finish without making
them rush. Some scholars estimate
this interval to be that of the praying time of four rakaats. Keep in mind
that a person may have just started
the prayers before you rang the
doorbell. After three knocks or intermittent
rings, you may feel that the person
you came to see is busy, otherwise
he or she would have answered you.
If this is the case, then leave as
mentioned in Al-Bukhari and Muslim. While waiting for permission do not
stand in front of the door. Instead,
stand to the right or to the left. The
Messenger of Allah upon coming to
someone’s door avoided facing the
door directly. Instead, he would stand to the right or the left of the door.

[Satan]

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

Spoiler:

One in the driver's seat, 3 in the passenger seat, and 6 million in the ashtray

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving?

Spoiler:

The cop

How does a muslim shut a door?

Spoiler:

Islams it

How do you know a Jew is playing golf?

Spoiler:

He doesn't yell "FORE!" he yells "$3.99"

Ah I'm not with joking about religion, And I will point how muslims knocking doors:
KNOCKING AND RINGING Knock at the door, or ring the
doorbell in a pleasant way and not
louder than is necessary to make
your presence known. Do not knock
loudly and violently or ring the bell
continuously Remember that you are a visitor and not a thug raiding the
house and frightening its occupants.
Likewise, Al-Bukhari reported in al-
Adab al-Mufrad that the companions
of the Prophet used to knock on the
door of the Prophet with the tips of their fingers. This soft and gentle
knocking, or ringing, is appropriate
for those whose living quarters are
close to the door. For those living
further from the door, it is
appropriate to knock on their door, without banging, or ring the bell loud
enough to enable them to hear it. Leave adequate time between two
knocks or rings. This will enable
those performing ablution, praying,
or eating to finish without making
them rush. Some scholars estimate
this interval to be that of the praying time of four rakaats. Keep in mind
that a person may have just started
the prayers before you rang the
doorbell. After three knocks or intermittent
rings, you may feel that the person
you came to see is busy, otherwise
he or she would have answered you.
If this is the case, then leave as
mentioned in Al-Bukhari and Muslim. While waiting for permission do not
stand in front of the door. Instead,
stand to the right or to the left. The
Messenger of Allah upon coming to
someone’s door avoided facing the
door directly. Instead, he would stand to the right or the left of the door.

Your religion seriously has rules about knocking on doors?

[Customer]

I knew this man, but the important thing is he understand me .
Ah you haven't work?
Why you answered my post ?
This was too a joke, I hope to see you always on the forum and what is the right word?

This man is way funnier than all of your measly jokes.

Mm You broke my heart, my jokes are measly?
But I tired to translate and writing it by english.
Man maybe you didn't understand my perfect english, it's advance for you .

No, I was saying you are funnier than their jokes.

[Wolfsschanze]

@Mr.Kurd the joke is "Islams it" sounds like "He slams it" but with an accent

and there are literally rules for knocking on doors in Islam? Holy crap

[Wolfsschanze]

I tell the most fucked up jokes

Why do Jews have big noses?

Spoiler:

The air is free.

What do black men do after sex?

Spoiler:

25 to Life

What does "Pontiac" stand for?

Spoiler:

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Gee, the only offensive ones I can think of are racist as hell

[Wolfsschanze]

Here's one in video form (wait for it):

[Wolfsschanze]

Oh yeah, and this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eva5niNQHFo