[Inori]

We're all pretty twisted around here, so drop your best dark/inappropriate/offensive jokes for some laughs.

I'll start with one of my favourites. What do you call a flying Jew?

Spoiler:

Smoke.

[Mr.Kurd]

I will start:
Ahol said he is blind!! so peoples said:
Ahol how we know you are blind?!
Ahol said :
Are you see that tree?!
they said: Yeah we see!.
Ahol said: I don't see it .
Hhhhhhh

[Blink]

I will start:
Ahol said he is blind!! so peoples said:
Ahol how we know you are blind?!
Ahol said :
Are you see that tree?!
they said: Yeah we see!.
Ahol said: I don't see it .
Hhhhhhh

I'm either not getting it, or it's not funny.



From Reddit:

Spoiler:

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Eh, dark enough, I guess it's good enough too.

[Pikami]

What's black and always in the back of a police car?

Spoiler:

The seat you racists!

[Aeolian]

What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Spoiler:

You can’t take a joke.

[Pikami]

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Spoiler:

He saw his gas bill.

[Aeolian]

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Spoiler:

He saw his gas bill.

Geezus

[Mr.Kurd]

I will start:
Ahol said he is blind!! so peoples said:
Ahol how we know you are blind?!
Ahol said :
Are you see that tree?!
they said: Yeah we see!.
Ahol said: I don't see it .
Hhhhhhh

I'm either not getting it, or it's not funny.



From Reddit:

Spoiler:

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Eh, dark enough, I guess it's good enough too.

Thank for raping me, this was a joke I will try to explain it to you.
Ahol is a man, a day he said I'm blind, but he isn't.
Ppls said How we know you are blind, he said do you see that tree (he point to the tree, so he isn't blind)?
They said yeah we see, he said I don't see so I'm blind.
I hope you understand me .

[Satan]

Thank for raping me

Best joke 2017.

[mothered]

This may be offense to some, and I apologize In advance If It Is.

What do you get when you cross Micheal Jackson & Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Spoiler:

Michael Warzenegger (Michael Was A Nigger)