[Jessie Andrews]

I changed my name from Mutant Funk Drink to Slenderman. Why? You might ask yourself. Well, for one... I didn't come up with MFD. I merely copied it from someone else; and I felt like a copycat. Nobody likes a stupid copycat. This new name, however, is more appropriate for me. I knew Slenderman before he became popular, plus my arms.. MY ARMS, MAN. They're fucking tall. They're surreal. So yeah, I'm Slenderman, virtually & IRL. Come at me bros. I dare you.

[Mod Mark]

Hello, Slenderman. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Kidding.

Decent username change, buddy.

[Jessie Andrews]

You really tricked me there. Almost felt emotionally destroyed. y u do dis to me shuan

Thanks bro!

[Feat]

Damn it bro, just change it back to Rebel! I miss that name.

[Jessie Andrews]

I'm a burden if I carry that name. I sometimes follow rules, while a true rebel wouldn't. Therefore, I deem myself unfit for carrying that name, ever again. However, I agree. I miss that username too. Let's see which lucky asshole will steal my name.

Now I am Slenderman. A tall creature with very tall arms. Bow before me or I will kidnap you at night.

I carry this username contently, for my arms are taller than the average person. My arms are even taller than those who are 6 - 6'3.

[Mod Mark]

You really tricked me there. Almost felt emotionally destroyed. y u do dis to me shuan

Thanks bro!

I'll never forget about you. Especially while you have that signature. ; )

[Jessie Andrews]

I'll never forget about you. Especially while you have that signature. ; )

That's nice to hear, Shuan.

If only I knew who that girl in my signature was. She's so silly and cute at the same time. *sighs*

[Google]

Rebel for the win. Whatever you say.

[Jessie Andrews]

I know you love me more, Google. Besides, you even fear me now. Fear is my friend. :A

[Gogeta]

So im guessing you dont have a facebook page? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD