About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help?

Chromium · 10-27-2013, 09:20 AM

(10-27-2013, 08:50 AM)Sir Wrote: Dude, trust me this girl is just so fucking annoying, she texts me the stupidest shit every day like "It's cold", who the fuck does that? Bitch I know it's cold, I live like 5 miles away from you! Today she texted me "I just saw a spider"... Get it?

Text her stuff like:
Man I just took a really big shit.

Mom · 10-27-2013, 09:34 AM

(10-27-2013, 09:20 AM)Chromium Wrote: Text her stuff like:
Man I just took a really big shit.

Huge props for that.

Lain · 10-27-2013, 09:37 AM

Act like a psychopath. Send her texts about how you love the feel of blood on your hands.

Sir · 10-27-2013, 09:49 AM

(10-27-2013, 09:37 AM)Poochyena Wrote: Act like a psychopath. Send her texts about how you love the feel of blood on your hands.

Not trying to get arrested hahaha

Lain · 10-27-2013, 10:04 AM

(10-27-2013, 09:49 AM)Sir Wrote: Not trying to get arrested hahaha

Um.. Ask her if you can borrow some clothes. Tell her that you're a crossdresser.

Sir · 10-27-2013, 10:08 AM

(10-27-2013, 10:04 AM)Poochyena Wrote: Um.. Ask her if you can borrow some clothes. Tell her that you're a crossdresser.

I like the taking a dump on her chest more so far...

Adorapuff · 10-27-2013, 08:09 PM

(10-27-2013, 07:53 AM)Oni Wrote: Explain your wild BDSM fetishes to her.

Implying there's something wrong with femdom.

(10-27-2013, 10:04 AM)Poochyena Wrote: Um.. Ask her if you can borrow some clothes. Tell her that you're a crossdresser.

Again, what's wrong with this?

lux · 10-27-2013, 08:14 PM

Invite her along to BDSM and torture classes. Say you want to get her into that.

Mom · 10-27-2013, 08:58 PM

(10-27-2013, 08:09 PM)Putin Wrote: Implying there's something wrong with femdom.

Again, what's wrong with this?

Putin can femdom me any day.

Stesch · 10-28-2013, 07:33 PM

Say you realiced that you were gay Wink

About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help?
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