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About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 07:52 AM
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Ok so I was drunk one night and on a dating/hookup site I use, an I gave my number to some chick without really looking at her profile (terrible idea) she's clingy, dumb, shitty grammar, and fat. I initially planned on keeping her around for a quickie one night when I'm desperate, but she's trying to play stupid head games and will not take a hint. So I've decided I'm going to troll this dumb bitch.
The catch? I want you guys to give me ideas on what to say/do/send to fuck with her head the most. The person who comes up with the best shit to say gets her phone number!
I will post screenies of the conversation when it's all over.
This is gonna be much more enjoyable than putting my penis in her and I may make a regular thing out of it.
I'm out. Y'all needa sense of humor. Peace.
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RE: About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 07:53 AM
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Explain your wild BDSM fetishes to her.
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RE: About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 07:54 AM
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(10-27-2013, 07:53 AM)Oni Wrote: Explain your wild BDSM fetishes to her.
I like this, give me some depraved shit to say!
I'm out. Y'all needa sense of humor. Peace.
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RE: About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 08:31 AM
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I feel like that's a derpy reason to troll a bitch.
Don't all women play headgames? Isn't that like their lifeblood?
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RE: About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 08:47 AM
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Oni's idea is motivational. Come across as fully serious and genuinely ask her how she feels about you taking a shit on her chest.
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RE: About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 08:50 AM
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(10-27-2013, 08:31 AM)Lord English Wrote: I feel like that's a derpy reason to troll a bitch.
Don't all women play headgames? Isn't that like their lifeblood?
Dude, trust me this girl is just so fucking annoying, she texts me the stupidest shit every day like "It's cold", who the fuck does that? Bitch I know it's cold, I live like 5 miles away from you! Today she texted me "I just saw a spider"... Get it?
(10-27-2013, 08:47 AM)Harvey Wrote: Oni's idea is motivational. Come across as fully serious and genuinely ask her how she feels about you taking a shit on her chest.
Hahahahahaha! Omfg I am probably going to do this one. Please if somebody can come up with something that makes me laugh even harder, I will love you... Long time...
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I'm out. Y'all needa sense of humor. Peace.
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RE: About to troll an ugly bitch, who wants to help? 10-27-2013, 09:06 AM
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(10-27-2013, 08:55 AM)Lord English Wrote: I can handle annoying, that's just plain retarded. Hell, I -like- mindgames, good ones. That isn't a mind game. That's just brain dead shit.
I've dealt with girls like that before, and due to short temper, I do not take it well.
Stomp deh hoe.
Oh I've grown quite fond of mind games myself, shame out of the thousands of women/girls I've talked to only one has ever managed to "game" me...
Oh I plan on fucking with this girl's head seriously...
I'm out. Y'all needa sense of humor. Peace.
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