A Lesson For You Virgins

lux · 12-28-2013, 05:14 PM

(12-28-2013, 05:11 PM)Cressi Wrote: I can see why

Oh she loves it really, from her ACTUAL reaction to it, anyway. Wink

Oni · 12-29-2013, 12:47 PM

(12-26-2013, 10:08 PM)Lux Wrote: I read a passage to my girlfriend, I got the death stare...

I read it to Jiggly. I forgot how she reacted.

Cressi · 12-29-2013, 07:51 PM

(12-29-2013, 12:47 PM)Oni Wrote: I read it to Jiggly. I forgot how she reacted.

Probably for the best.

Jiggly · 12-30-2013, 07:13 AM

(12-29-2013, 12:47 PM)Oni Wrote: I read it to Jiggly. I forgot how she reacted.

You better be taking notes boy..

In all seriousness... I'd love to see the article about sex and not just the oral. I get the feeling that could be even funnier. That, or mentally scarring.

w00t · 12-30-2013, 07:30 AM

(12-30-2013, 07:13 AM)Jiggly Wrote: You better be taking notes boy..

In all seriousness... I'd love to see the article about sex and not just the oral. I get the feeling that could be even funnier. That, or mentally scarring.

How to sex by w00t:

Rule #1: It isn't porn.

Rule #2: If she isn't into it, it's like fucking a carpet, dry and boring. Get her into it.

Rule #3: It really isn't porn.

Jiggly · 12-30-2013, 07:33 AM

(12-30-2013, 07:30 AM)w00t Wrote: How to sex by w00t:

Rule #1: It isn't porn.

Rule #2: If she isn't into it, it's like fucking a carpet, dry and boring. Get her into it.

Rule #3: It really isn't porn.

I meant of the same style as the one posted by Lux. However, you be correct.

Oni · 12-30-2013, 09:32 AM

(12-30-2013, 07:30 AM)w00t Wrote: How to sex by w00t:

Rule #1: It isn't porn.

Rule #2: If she isn't into it, it's like fucking a carpet, dry and boring. Get her into it.

Rule #3: It really isn't porn.

Pretty much sums it up. Tongue

Zerge · 12-31-2013, 11:36 AM

Haha, another hilarious post.

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