[Boudica]

There is a lot of Phones smuggled in to prisons as contraband, so it's not crazy to see at all

I find this a little hard to believe. Not so much the phone smuggling, but the fact they conveniently have access to so much without being seen? If this is the case, prisons are seriously lacking staff.

Wouldn't be the first time someone smuggled a phone in their butt.

Gives new meaning to "shitposting".