[WuhTehFuh]

My arguments for God being real:

If there's no God, who changes traffic lights?
If there's no Heaven, where does lightning come from?
If God isn't real, how does the American flag have 50 stars and America have 50 states?
If god isn't real, then why do the catholic priests get all the cute boys?
If god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity?

And finally...

If god doesn't exist, who wrote the bible???

Now that's what we call a check-mate!