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The problem Is, I do not have any certifications to my name nor attended a minute of schooling In the IT sector.

Every employer looks for these attributes and unfortunately, I'm at the bottom of all applicants.

I’m not sure if I’d say every employer, I have a family friend who works at intel, and has 0 college degrees or college time. Maybe I mis-understood what you said.

You're correct.

I should've worded It as "every employer I've come across".

Oh okay, shame you've came across such bad luck, I'm sure you if you really attempted you could find something..