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Here are a few of my favorite short quotes.
"Age does not mean wisdom, don't follow the old man off a cliff."
"The wise man always wins in the end, even in the worst of circumstances."
“Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.”
“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.”

You could also use the Peiodic table of elements to spell out something.
(I.E Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium)