[Vitani]

You probably think metaphorically, but literally a pain in the ass, today I sat down on the couch, not realizing that someone left scissors on the couch, and they slipped down in the crack, with the blade area facing upward, so I sat down, and it cut all the way in there, it was so painful, and still is, I went to the bathroom to look, and there was blood everywhere... not sure what to do, would be pretty embarrassing going to the doctors!