[Jessie Andrews]

I changed my name from Mutant Funk Drink to Slenderman. Why? You might ask yourself. Well, for one... I didn't come up with MFD. I merely copied it from someone else; and I felt like a copycat. Nobody likes a stupid copycat. This new name, however, is more appropriate for me. I knew Slenderman before he became popular, plus my arms.. MY ARMS, MAN. They're fucking tall. They're surreal. So yeah, I'm Slenderman, virtually & IRL. Come at me bros. I dare you.