[TheCouchPullsOutButIDont1234]

Man I thought this would never happen but someone actually cracked my all my firewalls.

I know others have already asked but how do you know for sure? Do you have logs? Have you monitored your connections and stuff? I too think it was phishing and that only your Twitter and maybe an email were compromised, but you should for sure change all passwords/security settings just to be on the safe side. Reflash the router software or buy a new router. Also copy your home directories and reinstall the operating systems that you've accessed your accounts from in the past few weeks. This is what I would do. Best of luck.