[Hoss]

You seem like a faggot, but if you think you have the guts, go for it.

by far the best thing I've read in a while lol

OP: I don't see anything wrong with learning assembly as your first language. I would recommend that you learn it WITH something like C (not ++) so you get some experience with higher level languages. If you decide to learn assembly I recommend the NASM assembler, it's what I use and it has never let me down (uses Intel syntax which is easiest to read in my opinion).

Good luck with what ever you decide OP.