[insidious]

Yeah, that makes perfect sense! But why in the world would a fridge have a telnet server?     Why would you need access to a fridge over the internet?

Simple, you need to lower the temperature to better freeze the bodies so they don't smell, but you're in court so there's no way to get home in time!

True! Although if you're in court, I suppose they probably have a search warrant and you're screwed either way.

Not if you have a specialized refrigerator! Specially made for storing bodies and hiding from the feds! (Now comes with your very own TelNet Server!)


*I am not responsible for the allegations against any individuals in court or related for murder or otherwise related crimes