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Old enough to fuck your mother (no matter her age) and break her hip (again).

It just got hot in here.

Who knows? It's not official or anything. Put 12 if you want.

Why would you condone that? I'm trying to run something important here. Liars will be banned on the spot.

(Seriously, it's a private poll. Save the lying for the public polls)

I think if Oni wanted to look at the demographics, he could just get a bb plugin or something since profiles have an 'age' option in the settings. That would also probably be a more trustworthy judge of demographics.

In any case, i did put my real age in the poll, just for you @GOD

Nah, that'd be grossly inaccurate. I've been putting the same age in those since I was 12. But thank you sweetie for being honest.

How old art thou, I'll have you know

Kind of ironic that (probably) the youngest member here is the best with archaic speech.

I used a Shakespearean translator and I want my money back.