[Zodiac]

What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"

I was so scared man. I didn't know what to do.