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damn, no jacking off to my feet pics plz


lol ya I'm fine .. "you should of seen the other guys"..

What happened was I ended up losing my buddy so I went to another club where we usually end up at the end of the night. I couldnt find him but I ended up with some girl. Then at like 4:30am i decided i wanted food then to go home. The only place open for food was like half a mile away so me and the girl walked there. Just before I got there a group of young lads decided to jump me and all I remember was putting my arm up to stop myself getting hit with something I kinda remember like a thick stick, like a branch off a tree or something haha. I went down, got kicked a few times, got back to my feet then started swinging and put 2 of them on their ass. The others just backed off and I just walked away kinda quickly. The sad thing is the girl I was with ran away The good news is I ended up getting food and sitting in a bus stop eating it drunk as fuck on my own haha

What a life lmao. I thought I was gunna get jumped the other day. I was walking home as I seriously needed a shit (fuck you nandos X sauce) and like 5 mins away I was on my phone and as soon as these chavs saw me they shot up and speed walked towards me. I had to kinda waddle as fast as I could as the snake was coming out of the cave, luckily I think they caught on that I needed a shit and that I walked faster so they gave up lmao.

You filthy fucker, Para was right about you being simon from inbetweeners... you probably didn't even do the extra extra hot sauce. I doubt they knew you needed a shit unless a bit was dribbling down your leg..

There was a video of me eating it, wish I could've saved it.

Eating shit?

lmao I thought the exact same thing!

Also lmao at "waddle away"