[Oni]

It was more of a joke than anything, but that was quite obvious. Or so I thought.

I'm not a judgemental person, and I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

It's okay. I am not a fan of fat people either. They need to exercise. It's literally for their own good.

It's not that I'm not a fan of fat people, I think they're just making a bad judgement about their habits and such.

I used to be pretty chunky as a kid, but I grew out of it.

Imagining a pudgy version of you made my sides launch into orbit.