[mug3n]

Rape and pillage. More pillage less rape, tho. Pillaging sounds hip.

I'm gonna shake things up a bit and go for a positive choice, just to change things up.
⁽ᵃᶫˢᵒ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵈᶦˢᵗᵘʳᵇᶦᶰᵍ ᵃˢ ʰᵉᶫᶫ ᶦ ᵐᵉᵃᶰ ʰᵒᶫʸ ˢᵐᵒᵏᵉˢ⁾

Would you rather have:
- A pair of magic, leprechaun-green pants that make you the greatest dancer in the world.
or
- A potion that makes you invisible. But like, forever.

Leprechaun pants, no doubt. I would be an unstoppable dancing machine.

Would you rather have dicks for nipples or nipples for dicks?