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So when i was around 6-7 years old i was at my aunts house and she lives in the woods and has aniamls like Goats, Chickens, and such... and So me and my cousin were in the goat pen and basically there was this black goat with 2 large horns named Lucky... She was mean as fuck... So we were in the pen putting water and such in for them and she decided to chase us around so i run to the back of the pen where there are 2 goat houses... one was just a square and the other was kind of like a mini house so my dumbass self jump on the mini house looking one and the goat decided to jump up with me to chase me so i slid down on the side and right on the edge of the roof there were rusty metal pieces sticking out and i ended up cutting myself straight across my stomach. I Ran to my mom crying saying my stomach was coming out and my mom panicked so my aunt got a weird vest looking thing that she put over me and basically because it wasnt that deep she just let me lay down and let it do whatever... so now i have a huge scar across my stomach from a goat.

Yea long story and i have no idea if i worded it correct or not but im now terrified of goats... I Really dont know if this was funny or not? But its a funny story from when i was younger haha. Im currently 16 now so yea.

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Funny/Stupid Stories - by Ice - 05-08-2016, 08:32 AM
RE: Funny/Stupid Stories - by XltSystem - 05-08-2016, 08:41 AM
RE: Funny/Stupid Stories - by Ice - 05-08-2016, 08:44 AM
RE: Funny/Stupid Stories - by Mafia - 05-08-2016, 08:55 AM
RE: Funny/Stupid Stories - by Ice - 05-08-2016, 08:57 AM



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