[Zach]

LOL! Well, that's not bad, so you look buff and fluffy!

Also, you're allergic to frisbees? Dear mother of God, what childhood did you have?

Yeah, weight wise I'm fat but appearance wise I'm just A MONSTER *demolishes buildings like Godzilla*
It doesn't really restrict me from anything, I still dive deep into *drumroll* the pussy.

Just kidding, I don't even know what a vagina looks like.
Just kidding again... I know how to use Google.
Again... Kidding...

and yes, I am allergic to frisbees. (not really) ((but it's an ice breaker))