[Megan]

Craziest thing you'd say you've ever done in your life

Chopped my balls off and mutilated my cock to form a vagina.

What is the smartest thing you've ever done?

Smartest is subjective, I mean a few years ago to me the smartest thing I could do is build a computer now the smartest thing I can do is build and wire robots. But to literally answer your question it would be build a robot that detects light and acts accordingly (simulating bugs in the real world, I will provide evidence when I'm back at uni)

Implying that intelligence can be measured. Define something smart I could do. I could be the most intelligent person here and act like a loose retard.

Spoiler:

which is basically me

Extremely true, I act like an idiot but when I need to be smart I'm smart as fuck, acting retarded is my way to relax.

Can I be your girlfriend?

>implying you're not already.