[Cressi]

This is a joke, right?

Spoiler:

British police are less-trained, can't carry guns, and aren't able to even do pursuits early on. Our police probably won't even bother with a case like this. I doubt yours would either. Keep in mind, this kind of stuff is also across state lines.

I never joke about the best nation on earth. Oh, and not USA either

British police don't go around randomly shooting civilians. Also, the ability to carry weapons isn't really relevant here.

Oh, snap!