[Nightlife]

Here is a rare picture of Jesus caught peeking out from the clouds on July 17th of 2007.


So now that we've established that Heaven is indeed above us, you're probably still questioning how in the EFF I know that Hell is below us.

Well, fortunately for us scientists, we've already discovered the Gate to Hell. Located in Russia, we can clearly see the fiery entrance deep into the depths of Earth (aka below us).


"But God, that's just a retarded volcano!" That's a very fair observation. BUT, the average person isn't equipped with the powerful 2020 Paint Zoom Tool Pro. I can't hold that against you as us scientists are the only ones with the credentials to use it. So I'll go ahead and do us all a favor and put it to good use for this point.

Zooming in just a tad here. Still in the realm of the average joes.


Zooming in a little more. We're still at a distance reachable by the non-scientist.


Zooming in once again. This is where the barrier collapses between ordinary faggot and scientist. (WARNING: Powerful photo ahead - May cause a loss of sleep, hatred, suicide, a change in beliefs, and diarrhea)

Spoiler:

So, there you have it folks! A sign welcoming us to Hell. That's as proofy as proof can get. Have a nice day.

Fucking LOL, you spent way to much time on this.