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I know it fluently (can't hate something you don't know), I just dislike it. Not so much the language but the community that follows it...

Reasons I hate the language:

1. Easy to reverse engineer
   
2. Insecure as all hell
   
3. SLOWER THAN SLOBOL (fake language that takes 11 years just to compile)
   
4. Not much flexibility
   

Reasons I hate the community

1. Most java programmers are <16 years old (which normally isn't bad, but these ones deserve their own island)
   
2. They think nobody should use anything but Java
   
3. Saying Java is good because it works on every platform is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders
   
4. Java is NOT cross platform, Java IS a platform
   
5. Java programmers who also use C++ write everything in Boost (worst c++ library ever)
   

I prefer other languages to Java, I hate the fact my computing class wouldn't allow to code in anything other than Java as it was the language my teachers were most comfortable with.