[Brawler]

Id host TailsOS on it and run it with as a Virtual Machine. Lightweight OS that routs all traffic through Tor as default.

I don't think the hardware would support virtualization in any significantly useful way. It also doesn't really add anything above and beyond what I mentioned in my OP. (Aside from maybe saving me the trouble of purging logs on the "host")

Thanks for the suggestion though, I will keep it in mind.