[Oni]

Joke's on you, you cynical half-wit. I am a cancer researcher: I literally work with the organisms I mentioned EVERY DAY. The government doesn't tell me these results; I tell the government the results of MY experiments.

I never even mentioned morphine (making shit up like the 'cats' experiments again?), though I actually do know the biochemistry behind addiction. Why might that be? Perhaps because I do biochemical research for a living. You, however, seem to be very confused as to the mechanisms of addiction. I advise you to speak with my friend, DAKIMAKURAFAN2007, on that matter.

Blood thinning from NSAIDs? Not exactly. NSAIDs might increase coagulation times but that is not blood thinning and it is definitely not 'permanent.' Have you every heard of a half-life?

How about you pony up and actually start referencing some actual peer-reviewed research before you spout on with your bullshit? None of the points you make above are backed by scientific evidence.

In any case, you've proven you are too simple-minded to have a rational conversation. I hope, for your sake, you do not intend to pursue a career in any technical or scientific area as you have proven that you are incapable of proper research. That being said, I would also steer away from any job requiring any sort of inter-personal relations as you are also dreadfully inept at expressing your thoughts with any sort of eloquence.

I think he'll be a liberal arts major... if he goes to college...