[Saikou]

"You are a striped pimp who likes to poke horses"
"You are a rainy perpetrator who likes to hug Bill Cosby"
"You are a questionable assistant who likes to steal vaginas"
"You are a tit-grabbing cab driver who likes to locate Britney Spears"
"You are a black grandfather who likes to think about tigers"
"You are a strange accordion who likes to slap cocks"
"You are a punctual lizardman who likes to buy women"
"You are a confused punk who likes to rape horses"
"You are a titanic behemoth who likes to hoard ducks"
"You are a green dragon who likes to bite Bill Cosby"
"You are a clumsy fish stick who likes to bite sandwiches"
"You are a clumsy bastard who likes to buy hot bitches"
"You are a penile sexybitch who likes to touch homosexuals"

Which one describes me best?