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Leroy picked up the phone, conversation starts as follows.

<< Hello. Is Jenkins there?
>> Just a minute please.

>> May i ask who's calling/?
<< Sure its Bill, the vampire.

>> Oh hey, bill. Im jenkin's sister Sara. Sup, how you been, its been a long time since the last time you called Leroy or Me.
Im sorry Leroy is out to catch some piranhas for lunch but i can leave a message for him if you like?

<< You see, as you know i only keep one phone at a time, and i lost my iPhone and i believe someone stole it, so as Leroy is the Sheriff of this forest, he might help me get back my iPhone.
>> I see, im sorry. Ill convey your message, btw wait, iDiot. If you keep only one phone, what phone are you calling from cl:

<< Sh*t, Im sorry im still trying to catch up after a hangover, i didnt realize im using my iPhone.
>> *Hey Sara, who are you talking to on the phone* Hey Leroy, its Bill.

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Ruined the story :p

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