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Spoiler: >is 11

>Finds H.F via YouTube 1337 h4x0r vid
>signs up with excitement
>instantly begs mom/dad for premium membership
>gets it cause hes spoiled
>goes on private forum where there are rootkit sources
>has Visualstudio pirated ermagurd who payz 4 teh pr0gr4mz
>Copypasta
>Ctrl+Shift+S, Save all, Ctrl+B, Build
>dropbox it
>goes on every fucking social place even porn sites and starts Ctrl+V ing that shit
>gets victims younger than 11
>Begs mom/dad for a 10 TB harddrive
>Dad loans and pays for it
>More spoiled
>kid records webcams 24/7
>recording one webcam and suddenly sees a sex cam going on

Spoiler: >is 11

>has no clue what sex is or what a "no cloth lady" is
>ding ding dong small as fudge
>gets hard, confused as fudge
>msgbox on victims desktop asking what are they doing
>victim fucking horrified, jizzes all over the webcam and girl throws up on the other side of the webcam
>starts to cry because is scared and clueless
>deletes victim system32

Spoiler: >victim smokes a blunt and doesn't clean pc of jizz

>the girl is horny so shes busy fingering
>gets call from ISP

Spoiler: >dad breaches room door with C4, COD N0 $C0P3 360

>says I'm DDoSing porn sites
>wtf I don't even
>starts jizzing all over the place
>dad starts to jizz too no clue why
>SWAT breaks the ceiling while jizzing all over their shields and MP5's
>Heli crashes into house

Spoiler: >Was 11

>Went on H.F
>Died 1 week after



And this is why I never go on 4chan again...

10/10 my sides.