[ErroraBorealis]

As we all know from previous experience, the cake is most certainly a lie.

And if the cake isn't a lie, it's sugar free to the most extreme extent, no sweetener at all. In fact, it would contain none of the basic ingredients of a cake, but will most definitely have sugar free icing to try to disguise itself.

On a more serious note though, I'll be working on my website and hanging out with my friends. And coding some malware.