[Linuxephus™]

I work for the feds, so no problem with clearance.

"FEDS" (Federal Entertainment Department of Shenanigans?).
Incidentally, there are numerous touring agencies thru-out Europe that sponsor tourist trips to Chernobyl with some required training in preparation for such a trip that come as an "authorized" package, which doesn't necessitate one working for the "Feds." so to speak.

Coder-san:
"It could've been a lot weirder. drake8 could've been bluedog's second personality."
-->>It's funny you should mention that very subject as several "unidentified users" were inquiring me on Google+ if both were one and the same.
Naturally, I...LOL'd.:lol:
Sigh, those damn young ones again.