[Mom]

All I did was say that what we were talking about was way off-topic.

Two things:

You admitted to have derailed the topic yourself hence 'fellating the gun barrel'.

Second of all:

Anyone with no brain can see I'm telling the truth. People can be smart without brains. It is a proven fact.

No. It's not. If you don't have a brain then you die. Game over. Insert quarter to continue. Except the quarter is a brain.

You could probably stay alive if your brain was, say, horrifically damaged, but then that'd make you a vegetable, and if you're ready to say vegetables are intelligent, then I'm ready to call you a lost cause, of which I'm already close to.

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Honestly can't believe people still use Craigslist. What would you use it?