[Uzinero]

Uh, I probably shouldn't really be mentioning this, but once me and Bluey got the phone numbers for every NYPD precinct, and added them all to skype calls together constantly and muted our microphones and led them to argue and be confused. Multiple times a few of them who kept connecting to each other mentioned they thought they must have a "phone virus" and that was why they kept getting connected to each other. It was funny as fuck. Also, Oklahoma State Safeline. We would call them up, and I would mute my microphone, and Bluey would pretend to be in some kind of shit, talking to them for 5 minutes, then ask them if they believe in magic, before proceeding to blast "The Loving Spoonful - Do you believe in magic" down skype to them. Eventually we would just keep spamming them with calls and playing music until they ended up either picking up and just leaving the phone on until we hung up (and called again because lel) or just not answering their phones anymore. A few times back when the Vermont State Safeline was around, we also connected them to the Oklahoma State Safeline multiple times, and muted our microphones. Also once connected Amazon and Apple which was kinda funny for about 3 seconds, before they worked out they were working for different companies and hung up. We rarely got through to amazon, and rarely called them, but the first time we did was fucking brilliant. We proceeded to call them up, and we got some guy on customer service to pick up our call. We just played "Do you believe in magic" to him, and he sat there through the entire fucking song, beginning to end, then he just said, "Okay guys, this has been fun thanks for livening up my day but if I don't go now my supervisor will know something is up" and ended the call. It was hilarious. We should have left him alone for being a good sport, but we called again and he hung up instantly. Oh well. That was back when we both had a month of free skype credit though, now we've had to pay for it since so we just haven't got it, but it was pretty funny for a while. Oklahoma state safeline is still around and has the same number, and it's free to call. Every couple of months I get bored and call them a few times until they get pissed off. Last time was around 2 months ago, so they're around due another call soon so they don't forget me. A few months back I called them and started playing "Do you believe in magic" to them, and they said "Oh, not you again." and hung up. As weird as it sounds, I am kinda proud that it's been a year and a half since the one month of free skype credit and I caused them so much shit during that month they still remember me, even if I did only call occassionally since.