[Equinox]

This thread reminded me of a "lifehack" I saw one time.

Spoiler: Lifehack

Baby crying? Put it in the microwave on high for 30 minutes. This will sooth the baby, and make it feel as if it's still inside the womb, as it is warm. It will also make the baby stop crying for the rest of it's life, once it gets past the age of 5, it will most likely not be crying by then, and will be perfectly fine.