[pet]

Can he not spell faggot?

That aside, the internet probably isn't the best place to get relationship advice.

Just respond as if you normally would. Don't be weird or too normal.

I responded back with a food pick-up line: Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

I of course do have a weiner, of 5 millimetres.
I.. don't know what to do...